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  July 15, 2013 WT for Dummies

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  "faithful & discreet slave" nu-lite crash course.... before october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave were all of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth.

  they dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in brooklyn known as the governing body.

  this may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.. after october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave are only 8 elite men in brooklyn, ny who collectively call themselves "the governing body".

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  You're right again Jeffro... So I guess that leaves Don Adams as Chairman & CEO...

  That woud mean that Anthony Morris "The Turd" is the actually the new TDO (Turd Dispensing Officer)...
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  July 15, 2013 WT for Dummies

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "faithful & discreet slave" nu-lite crash course.... before october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave were all of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth.

  they dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in brooklyn known as the governing body.

  this may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.. after october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave are only 8 elite men in brooklyn, ny who collectively call themselves "the governing body".

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  Jeffro... you're right... I should have known that Jay Hoover is actually the CEO since Jesus Christ is just an administrative assistant to the governing body who (collectively) are the only channel between God and man.

  (It's just so hard keeping up with all this Nu-Lite.)
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  July 15, 2013 WT for Dummies

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "faithful & discreet slave" nu-lite crash course.... before october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave were all of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth.

  they dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in brooklyn known as the governing body.

  this may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.. after october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave are only 8 elite men in brooklyn, ny who collectively call themselves "the governing body".

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  "Faithful & Discreet Slave" Nu-Lite crash course...

  Before October 2012...

  The Faithful & Discreet Slave were ALL of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth. They dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in Brooklyn known as the governing body. This may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.

  After October 2012...

  The Faithful & Discreet Slave are only 8 elite men in Brooklyn, NY who collectively call themselves "The Governing Body". They are essentially executive vice-presidents who report to their CEO Jesus Christ. The remaining annointed are... we'll, let me think for a second... oh heck, just put them down as "domestics" along with the other riff-raff...

  So there you have it...
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  Confused about the current generation teaching? Get your Watchtower Generation chart

  by truthseeker in

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  2. bible

  enjoy!.

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  http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4126/generationh.jpg.

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  BTTT
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  An official Jw.org YouTube channel.

  by His Excellency in

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  an official jw.org youtube channel.

  https://www.youtube.com/user/jehovahswitnessesen/videos,

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  I was immediately blocked and I never attempted to post a comment on that channel until now... how the hell did they know they needed to block me?
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  Rap video featuring Russell, Whacky Freddy and Don Adams...

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1d7zduxqs.

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1d7zDUxQs
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  Hilarious rap video about 1914 !!!

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkf3utzvxvu.

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  Cedar's rap video beats this one... but this one is still funny...
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  Hilarious Jehovah's Witness rap video

  by cedars in

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  just incase there are those like me who hadn't seen this before.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qepcakqoljg.

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  Donald Glover is hilarious... he was actually a foster child who was raised by hard core Jehovah's Witness parents before eventually becoming a rapper, comedian, producer and actor.... but of course you won't see his story being recreated in any assembly dramas... at least not the one called "the Prodigal Son Returns"
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  New JW.org video on "helping" prisoners

  by cedars in

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-vjlssg3xi.

  you can't help but feel sympathy for these guys.

  some of the things they did will have been horrendous, but they are paying their dues to society through their incarceration.. what they don't deserve is to become mentally imprisoned to a damaging cult.. .

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  At our circuit assembly, prisoners would get a VIP section in the Coliseum and would also receive a round of applause when it was time for them to go during the last pause for announcements (they had to leave earlier than everyone else as per the arrangement with the prison ward)... But the 50 or so prisoners were usually a lot more interested in checking out the sisters who had on the tight dresses than paying attention to the snore fest... You should see these guys drooling every time a sister got up to go to the bathroom...
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  "I'll Take Your Literature If You Take Mine"

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  our kingdom ministry.

  september 2013. week starting september 23.

  5 min:"i'll take your literature if you take mine" discussion.

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  Our Kingdom Ministry

  September 2013

  Week Starting September 23

  5 min:"I'll Take Your Literature If You Take Mine" Discussion. Invite audience to comment on how they have successfully replied to this suggestion.

  "I'll Take Your Literature If You Take Mine"

  That is the proposition of some householders. Since we do not exchange our Bible study aids for religious literature that disseminates error, how might we answer tactfully? (Rom. 1:25) We could say: “Thank you for your offer. What does this say about the solution to mankind’s problems? [Allow for response. If he invites you to read his literature to ?nd the answer, you can remind him that you did not o?er literature without telling him what it contains. Then read or quote Matthew 6:9, 10.] Jesus indicated that God’s Kingdom will cause God’s will to be done on earth. Therefore, the only religious literature that I read highlights God’s Kingdom. May I show you from the Bible some speci?c things that God’s Kingdom will accomplish?”